A fart that has a distinctly artificial odour. Often Atributed to a bad diet of E-numbers, confectionary and flavoured milkshakes.
pooh, someones unwell, I smell a factory fart, or the egg-flan factory is washing out it's drains again...
by nick packer October 10, 2007
Get the factory fart mug.Farts that cannot be eaten, or editized. When consumption is attempted side effects usually include herpes, death, and muscle spasms. Involuntary bowel movements are also common.
by the fart summoner February 1, 2014
Get the unedible farts mug.Daddy makes a huge funny fart
Daughter smells the fart
Daddy starts cumming of his own farts
Daughter farts too
Daddy sniffs incredibly
Daughter smells the fart
Daddy starts cumming of his own farts
Daughter farts too
Daddy sniffs incredibly
by ShrekpornStripperMonke January 23, 2022
Get the Funny Fart mug.The splattered oily residue left behind after a moist fart, often occuring after a very loose shit. This leads to Chad and might smear further until reaching the Taint or Gooch. Itching and burning may follow soon after, and even sooner after that, a skid mark will occur.
Girl: Dude, my taint is itching like MAD!
Girl2: What happened? Did your bike seat ride too high?
Girl: No, I had a pretty nasty fart before I got on my bike and I think it left a FART PASTE that's kinda spread around my ass and taint and now it itches!
Girl2: *Dies*
Girl2: What happened? Did your bike seat ride too high?
Girl: No, I had a pretty nasty fart before I got on my bike and I think it left a FART PASTE that's kinda spread around my ass and taint and now it itches!
Girl2: *Dies*
by The Moon Truther Furry October 23, 2019
Get the Fart Paste mug.A group led by the famous Andy Slater, king of the Fart Boyz.
Adam Fart Boy - Charms strippers with his silky tones and witty banter.
Pete Fart Boy - Frites and McCroquette connoisseur. Once dodged a moving tram.
Lewis Fart Boy - Split personality, Jekyll and Hyde type that can save a night out and ruin one depending on alcohol consumption.
Andy - Glorious leader and famed pervert 😏
Adam Fart Boy - Charms strippers with his silky tones and witty banter.
Pete Fart Boy - Frites and McCroquette connoisseur. Once dodged a moving tram.
Lewis Fart Boy - Split personality, Jekyll and Hyde type that can save a night out and ruin one depending on alcohol consumption.
Andy - Glorious leader and famed pervert 😏
by Brooksy Biscuits July 15, 2021
Get the Fart Boyz mug.(1) noun. in an operational sense, one whose flatulence actually closely mimics the olfactory properties of another's flatulence
(2) noun. in a social sense, one who takes on the characteristics of the clique, in which he/she seeks to belong
(2) noun. in a social sense, one who takes on the characteristics of the clique, in which he/she seeks to belong
Usage 1:
Bro 1: "Brah, did you fart or was that me?"
Bro 2: "There's no way to tell, you're a fart chameleon."
Usage 2:
Bro 1: "Brah, I don't get it, in high school she was a goody-two-shoes, then she gets into college, ditches her old friends, and becomes a drunken slam pig. What gives?"
Bro 2: "It's simple brah, she's a fart chameleon."
Bro 1: "Brah, did you fart or was that me?"
Bro 2: "There's no way to tell, you're a fart chameleon."
Usage 2:
Bro 1: "Brah, I don't get it, in high school she was a goody-two-shoes, then she gets into college, ditches her old friends, and becomes a drunken slam pig. What gives?"
Bro 2: "It's simple brah, she's a fart chameleon."
by Smut Hunter December 9, 2008
Get the [fart chameleon] mug.The act of covertly farting right after someone else has farted so the original farter takes all the blame.
I know my fart did not smell like that did, you just FART-JACK me.
Someone in this car just Fart-Jacked me because I know that wasn't me.
Someone in this car just Fart-Jacked me because I know that wasn't me.
by Brain Giggles April 4, 2017
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