When you're taking a shit when the seat of the toilet is cold so you shit on the toilet seat to make it warm.
by doomdank February 22, 2021
n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".
"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!
You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"
(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:
"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")
You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"
(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:
"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")
by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011
After a night of drinking and fast food your first bowel movement is liquid diarrhea that looks like Hot Chocolate.
by Oscar 2022 February 19, 2023
When you are fucking a virgin with the runs and hitting it from the back and she spews out liquids from both holes all over the place vigorously, getting it everywhere
Have you ever done the 7-10 Chocolate Strawberry Banana Split with a girl? Shit feels greater than bowling!
by bbcbillblaster February 16, 2025
What Teardrop turned into Two for episode 6 of TPOT, or the power of two, and what tree found first, but teardrop used instead.
by Dumb lesbian December 04, 2023
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by Captntristan March 06, 2021