pick up a cake

Attempting to make sexual advances advances towards another, often ones that are unwelcome, inappropriate, or predatory. Often done without the person's consent or against their will.
"Did you see that guy over by the swings? He was trying to pick up a cake sitting alone on the bench. She looked really uncomfortable, and he wouldn't take the hint to leave her alone."
by Purplax May 09, 2024
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cunt cake

Cunt cake: when the weather is hot out and a womens yeast infection is baking. Looking like a cake by the end of the day.
I took home that slut from the bar last night and she had a cunt cake the size of a footballl.
by chives66441 June 12, 2021
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Carrot caking

by Lady Viscera November 29, 2017
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King Cake

When a dude nuts inside of a big butt.
Friend 1: Do you see that girl? She's got some cake!
Friend 2: Yeah man, I want to give her a King Cake!
by Alup January 31, 2022
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sand cakes

Cakes made of sand. First appeared in Egypt.
I like sand cakes.
by [No-Name] March 04, 2018
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Shame Cake

A slice of cake purchased at a gas station or grocery. The sweet taste of the cake is the only taste of sweetness that you will ever have again, due to you'd poor life choices.
After making a low score on the, MCAT I stopped by the grocery store, and picked out a slice of shame cake.
by Reginaldsquiveringmember July 22, 2018
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