Chuff like a wizard's sleeve

Having a wide or loose vagina.

I banged your sister and man, she's got a chuff like a wizard's sleeve. I couldn't feel her at all.

by Our Lady of Sporks August 12, 2011

Hung like a Greek God

A veiled insult. Most statues of Greek Gods showed Greek Gods with small penises.

"Hey Larry, I heard Athena Makos told me all the girls in the Greek part of town said that you were hung like A Greek God."

Larry: Tell them I said "Thanks".

by Ollie Churpuzzi June 3, 2016

make like a check and bounce

lets get the heck out of here

Guy 1: School is so boring today.
Guy 2: Then lets make like a check and bounce!

by President Eisenhower December 8, 2009

Hung like Mr. Chow

A guy who's hung like a fruit-fly, e.g., like Mr. Chow, from the Hangover movies.

My cousin Popo's relationships always end in disaster because he's hung like Mr. Chow.

by aikiman January 25, 2012

That's What You Sound Like

to mock a phrase or sentence by repeating said phrase or sentence with a sarcastic tone accompanied by the word, That's What You Sound Like.

"I don't know you guys, I really don't think this is a good idea"

"I dont know you guys blha blah blahahahlala... That's What You Sound Like, Bro"

by beca422boy December 12, 2012

Sleek Puma Like Muscles

When a man is very attractive and the only way a girl can express his attractiveness is by envisioning the ferociousness of a member of the big cat family.

"Hey Olivia, did you see Stuart and David yesterday at the pool party?"
"Definitely, Sleek Puma Like Muscles everywhere!"

by #swagg September 5, 2011

jus' like yo' momma

kids who genetically are going to have trouble changing who they are because they act just like their mom.

come on nah, you's betta grow up or you's gonna be jus' like yo' momma!

by beck September 1, 2003