Simp

Jamie and jack are treating women above there friends in order to get the sweet punana

Freddie: callum, why are jack and Jamie being simps

Callum: they need to smash

by Idk12345654321 April 21, 2020

Simp

ranmaru

ranmaru, from your turn to die, is a simp, and you cannot deny it.

by angry jellyfish :] July 30, 2023

Simp

“Sniper Monkey.”

“Oh yeah, I’m a simp.”

“Bro, you’re pathetic. You’re really out here doing everything for a girl just get some vagina?”

“No. I’m a sniper monkey.”

by Redthewarrior July 11, 2023

Simp Law

When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.

I was going to call you a stupid fucking whore, but my friend Sean has laid down a new Simp Law

by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023

Simp

Someone who has a mop on their head and wears headbands.

Kyle “Man Christian Cox is such a simp.”
Nick “Yeah i know.”

by TheCouncilForTheBoys March 12, 2020

SIMP

A SIMP is a Twat that gives money to a Twitch Twat because they think it gives them a chance of having the sex.

Usually, but not always male.

BRO!!!!!! Did you see this? That simp just gave her a $9,001 donation!!!

It's over 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by WarriorMan256 November 17, 2020

Simp

The definition of Simp is Seth Huddleston

"Who is a simp? Seth Huddleston"

by SimpExposer June 6, 2020