would you shag me

Its when you want someone to shag

Shag means fuck them

Would you shag me

Sure

by Not cup man May 4, 2021

Would

Would!? You SHOULD! You're actively pretending to be another guy!

Hym "You SHOULD kill yourself, imposter! Do it on camera! Carve your wife's phone number into your chest, tie a noose, and give that chair a kick. You can do it today, too! You would be doing the world a favor."

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

Would you like some cornflakes with your cornflakes

A phrase used to point out when someone fails to convey their message in a nonsensical way comedically. Can be due to poor grasp of language.

"Stacey's being mean to me, Stacey!" Could be responded to with "would you like some cornflakes with your cornflakes?"

by FromTheBottomOfMyHeart January 16, 2024

Would Va

When you see a girl thats quite attractive, you turn to your friend and say 'Would Va?'

Amy walks past Pete & Judd.
Pete says 'Would Va Judd?'
Judd replies 'Oh are, Would Var?'
Pete again.... 'definately'

by scotti2hotti January 2, 2008

People who would kill children

You will die for nothing in a symbolic gesture and I will get what I want anyway.

Hym "People who would kill children already run your government. Do not let stubborn, self-righteous people throw your life away only for me to achieve the same outcome."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2025

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《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》And《¤》I《¤》Knew《¤》That《¤》It《¤》Would《¤》Happen《¤》To《¤》Me《¤》Soon《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

our neighbors would hate us

“Our neighbors would hate us” basically means that if you and that person were dating the neighbors would hate you because you’re making so much noise. Usually sexually.

“If I was dating Ryan Gosling our neighbors would hate us.”

by thatonefeministbitch May 12, 2025