1: An individual found to be in deviance of accepted contemporary western socio-cultural grooming standards who has cultivated a wildly overgrown,unkempt; and abnormally dense thicket of unsightly (sometimes matted) public hair typically found in the genital area. 2 Wookie Smuggling: The intentional propagation or neglect of grooming the pubic area resulting in an unrestricted, untamed, and potentially unsanitary growth of dense, unsightly, and odorous patch of pubic hair having an extraordinarily long length.
Because my woman is a wookie smuggler autumn through winter; the vast majority of her spring carpet cleaning is spent choking on a salad tossed with an endless amount of unidentifiable brown crouton-like hair embedded crusties.
by Dr. Wyatt Burns, Ob Gyn May 16, 2022
Get the Wookie Smugglermug. Basically a Wet Chewbacca but happens in Dunnville Ontario.
Ex.
Tony- Jaosn did you finish your homework this weekend?
Jaosn- Nah but after a nice Wet Wookie I gave Gem a nice Grilled Cheese so I think I deserve an A.
Tony- Fair enough, A+.
Ex.
Tony- Jaosn did you finish your homework this weekend?
Jaosn- Nah but after a nice Wet Wookie I gave Gem a nice Grilled Cheese so I think I deserve an A.
Tony- Fair enough, A+.
Ex.
Tony- Jaosn did you finish your homework this weekend?
Jaosn- Nah but after a nice Wet Wookie I gave Gem a nice Grilled Cheese so I think I deserve an A.
Tony- Fair enough, A+.
Tony- Jaosn did you finish your homework this weekend?
Jaosn- Nah but after a nice Wet Wookie I gave Gem a nice Grilled Cheese so I think I deserve an A.
Tony- Fair enough, A+.
by game day guy June 11, 2018
Get the Wet Wookiemug. When your in the woods with only a chewbacca costume on and a bear analy rapes you until you eat its ass out
by DigBick404 May 17, 2018
Get the Wookiemug. by Yhn Vito May 6, 2020
Get the Wookiemug. Wookie is that nigga ya love to hate, Gang afiliated to Tree Top Pirus and has committed murder, theft and is a nigga full of mistakes but his retarded ass decisions, he is wanted dead by other niggaz
by Yvng jit is dead March 24, 2019
Get the Wookiemug. A derogatory term given to free folk. Given to those that choose a more natural free lifestyle. Originally based from star wars. Now subject to trademark infringements and derogatory branding in the cannabis industry.
by Ergovega May 2, 2018
Get the Wookiemug. “AAA LOOK ITS THE MF WOOKIE”
“shutup thats the worlds most handsome man in the word”
“same thing stfu”
“shutup thats the worlds most handsome man in the word”
“same thing stfu”
by milfhunter.unlimited June 13, 2021
Get the wookiemug.