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winter cum

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season.
"I can't believe it's spring already! My balls are still filled with winter cum!"
by Lilith666 March 24, 2019
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Winter is Humming

The act of hearing a friend humming the theme to the popular tv series Game of Thrones.
Hear that? ...Winter is humming...
by ChappaChappa June 23, 2014
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Shelley Winters

Character from the popular webcomic, Scary-Go-Round. In the words of john allison: "Loveable, slightly annoying ingenue. Likes things that are fun. Works as the mayor's assistant. Has a funny way of talking. Accident prone. Became a zombie once. Has enemies in the world of the deep."
Shelly: Fallon?
Fallon: Shelly?
Shelly: He was an Argentinian agent! He was here to save me and the monkeys!
by mauseman August 24, 2005
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Winter-Thaw

Winter-Thaw: An ex contacts you "post-cuffing season" and wants to re-kindle your relationship following the break-up of their "cuff buddy".

A "cuff buddy" can be designated as a significant relationship, an old friends with benefits, or even a previous summer romance.

It is a desperate attempt for a pathetic old flame to spark the fire again in a relationship to fuel their own selfish needs to make themselves feel better about their past mistakes.
"Hey, can you believe that {insert a mean name for your ex} texted me?".
"Of course, its the Winter-Thaw!".

"Soooo, I've been really missing and thinking about {insert exes name}".
"Really, why? Didn't you say they were a piece of shit that you'd never talk to again?".
"Welllllll, they weren't that bad.....I'm gonna text them.".
"That's the Winter-Thaw.".
by LunchmanSpecial March 21, 2019
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Chicago Winter

When a girl chews up a bunch of ice cubes and blows the cold air onto your balls, causing them to shrivel up if cold enough. Usually an act of malice
"holy shit dude, don't let your girl give you the Chicago winter"
by BlueSh1ft December 21, 2022
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wintered well

When some chick you used to bang gets fat. She wintered well.
Damn. The ex wintered well this year.
by fourletters November 25, 2017
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Winters Bone

When it’s Christmas morning and you wake up to a massive woody
Hey I’m kurt and I woke up this morning to a gigantic winters bone
by GrottiSquib November 11, 2018
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