A hammer signed by Tim Allen. Used to fix Cam's porch, and kill kids from Carrick. "I wish you wouldda got me a Tim Allen Sledgehammer." Put in carpenter pants hammer hole.
I got a Tim Allen Hammer! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh. They gonna see Tim Allen on the hammer and they'll be like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
by Eskimoman76 April 17, 2004
1)To shot 37% or less from the field.
2)To ignore the concept of team basketball for personal glory while saying goodbye to solid players like Larry Hughes, Toni Kukoc and Mutumbo because they dont "fit in" with your style.
3)To watch the coach that didn't get it win a championshp the year after he left you.
4)"We talkin' bout practice... not a game, not the game... practice- we talkin' bout practice!"
2)To ignore the concept of team basketball for personal glory while saying goodbye to solid players like Larry Hughes, Toni Kukoc and Mutumbo because they dont "fit in" with your style.
3)To watch the coach that didn't get it win a championshp the year after he left you.
4)"We talkin' bout practice... not a game, not the game... practice- we talkin' bout practice!"
Hey man, I see your girls coming up to watch you play, you betta pull an Iverson so she can see you get some shots up.
by Demetric June 27, 2005
A Mr. Allen boy that is soo tall, hot, light-skinned, adorable, plays basketball, used to have Spanish with an amazing girl that switched out to a HIGHER LEVEL, and blind to see that a girl that glances at him in the hall everyday is in need of getting to know him. She wants to be his FRIEND
BOY:*walking and walking with his head up and tall*
Girl:*in the mind*-oh man why cant you come up to me and at least wave ugh your such an Allen boy!!!
BOY:*in the mind*-hey i know her thats ___ but she wont remember me will she???
GIRL-*in the mind*- don't you remember me!!! one day i talk to you OOONNNE DAYYY!!!
BOY:*IN THE MIND*- i wonder how she is......
Girl:*in the mind*-oh man why cant you come up to me and at least wave ugh your such an Allen boy!!!
BOY:*in the mind*-hey i know her thats ___ but she wont remember me will she???
GIRL-*in the mind*- don't you remember me!!! one day i talk to you OOONNNE DAYYY!!!
BOY:*IN THE MIND*- i wonder how she is......
by nicelyknownas37 December 10, 2009
Edgar Allen Poe was the first official goth known to existance. He was so depressed, he almost ripped out his spline. yeessss
by shkiphkles October 05, 2005
by tehsux December 15, 2004
by Tha_GooN April 10, 2017
When you are watching Football (Usually the JMU Dukes) with your home boyz from Glen Allen and decide to set up a slip n slide. Since it’s the Richmond metro area, the only thing you have to put on it to help slide is pimento cheese and northern neck ginger ale. The resulting greasy man pile at the end is a Grantwich
Grantford: let’s set up the slip n slide out back.
Richardo: I’ll grab the pimento cheese and this northern neck gingerale to lube it with.
Home boyz: weeeeee!!!!! (Crashing and piling up at the end shirtless and greasy)
Grantford: This is the best Glen Allen Grantwich we’ve ever made!!!!
Richardo: I’ll grab the pimento cheese and this northern neck gingerale to lube it with.
Home boyz: weeeeee!!!!! (Crashing and piling up at the end shirtless and greasy)
Grantford: This is the best Glen Allen Grantwich we’ve ever made!!!!
by Esterlino Dorado April 12, 2022