whooping couch

A mental condition caused by low self esteem where you’re too depressed or lazy to do anything else.

The guy had such a severe case of whooping couch nobody saw him for weeks.

by CK Medical November 03, 2023

whoop a bitch

{Verb} To make a U-turn. Originated in Austin, Texas.

Yo, you just passed your exit. whoop a bitch right here dawg.

by Texas Cannon November 29, 2017

Whoop-ah Chic

Dads that go ham at night and make memories but sleep on the sofa and have to wake up first for the kids while wife sleeps in

How does he get away with partying so much?
He’s whoop-ah chic so as long as I sleep in and he’s up first … all good

by ShezLife February 14, 2024

whoop damn

when you give zero fucks about a person, situation or opinion.

“I can’t go out tonight, I’m broke”
“Hey man, I don’t give a whoop damn about your financial status, you’re coming out!”

by antonnes February 07, 2018

Whoop a cookie

A phrase used while driving, to tell someone to turn around and go back the other way.

I told him I had just missed the turn. He said, no worries just whoop a cookie.

by CowboyNTX April 20, 2009

whoop snoop

When someone checks the metrics on your whoop app without asking.

After I went out drinking, my wife whoop snooped and chastised me for drinking too much, based on my metrics (low HRV, etc.,).

by August 06, 2023