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Vertically challenged

Hey look, it’s a midget!
I wonder what it’s like being vertically challenged
by Pozzyboy123 October 26, 2019
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Vertical Butt Weld

A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.
"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."
by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019
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Vertical

A person, predominantly born after 1990, who prefer media content created for a vertical display (as opposed to a horisontal one). Smart phones and social media are important elements in every vertical's life, altough mainly relying on apps with a vertical interfaces like Snapchat or Tiktok (and to a much lower degree on non-vertical or semi-vertical apps such as Facebook or Instagram).
The vertical rarely uses a TV, and does never shoot horizontal pictures.
In addition, a vertical never uses capital letters when writing.

The vertical shares many similarities to the zoomer, but is not necessarily fixed to a certain age group. Being a vertical is a behavior and not a generation.
Sarah, stop being such a vertical and take a horizontal photo already
by Markisolering February 3, 2020
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vertical content

Creating visual content with the aspect ratio 9:16.

9:16 is also known as the size of your smartphone screen.
I created vertical content to post on my Instagram story.

94% of people watch videos on their phones. Why not make vertical content?
by 9:16 February 5, 2020
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Vertical Helicopter

When a girl is hung by her ankles to the ceiling, you spin her around, then the tension makes her spin while she sucks your dick.

A female Russian cosmonaut (with daddy issues) is preferable due to their high-g training. NASA doesn't spin their astronauts anymore so that won't work. If she throws up, bonus lube, and if she uses teeth, bonus religious conversion.
Katya came over last night and gave me a vertical helicopter. Now I'm Jewish.
by aBoogieWithDaddyIssues April 3, 2020
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vertical week off

A vertical week off is a block of five to seven days of vacation occurring every seven days in a consecutive series of weeks, rather than the five to seven days occurring consecutively in the same week, or a horizontal week. The distinction is evident from the direction taken by selecting, with pencil, pen or mouse, the days of choice from a spreadsheet or paper calendar.
Trying to avoid having work pile up if new cases were ignored for nine consecutive days, the clerk took one extra day off for five weeks by selecting each Thursday from the vertical column of the calendar app.
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”

I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”
by Muttageek July 14, 2020
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vertiposting

A combination of the words vertical + posting.

An annoying way of typing text on chat rooms like discord, where the user writes a word per line. Thus filling up the screen with empty space.
I
like
writing
like
this
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vertiposting
by eru7777 September 20, 2020
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