tyson

fav person ever. super cool. cracked at valorant

tyson’s gonna boost me uwu

by anisa888anny November 22, 2021

Masturbating Mike Tyson

When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.

“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”

by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025

Kris Tyson

A transgender pedophile, racist and a man that shared revenge porn of Jannete McCurdy.

1.Hey have you heard about Kris Tyson situation
2.Yeah... so many pedophiles getting caught this year.

by capri sun addict July 24, 2024

Tyson

A name of a male that shows dominance, courage. Fully sends it. Usually the one that gets the girls at parties. Eats a lot to get big. Bully’s his smaller pairs. Usually into cars. Always wants everything to be their way otherwise they will unleash their inner demon which you don’t want to fuck with because his eyes will show the words kill.

Hey Tyson. Let me guess, we’re doing what you want tonight. Probably a party.
Tyson : of course we are you idiot

by Poisonousberryballs November 21, 2021

Tyson

Tyson is a freak and very handsome.He’s also funny and mean and tall and has a percent smile. A perfect boyfriend... he really knows how to make someone laugh and smile. So if you get a tyson make sure you keep him cause he’s very loyal. And will never cheat on you.

“Did you see that boy he looks like a tyson cause he has a very nice smile and he’s tall” and looks really funny.

by Gigi loco September 29, 2019

Tyson

Normally a guy who love to joke around. he has lots of friends and loves to have fun, Tyson normally doesn't like to admit his feeling for you. But he loves to talk to you. He it seems like he doesn't care for you it's not true, he just doesn't know how to tell you how he feels

person 1: Who's that guy over there?

person 2: Oh that's Tyson, you'll love being friends with him

by anonymous October 16, 2020

Tyson

A very short woman who loves to make out in public places

Wow Tyson makes out with so many people at once
No way

by Mememe12323 April 17, 2023