When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole
"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."
by greekhornet May 4, 2009
Get the Finger Turtlemug. atena the turtle is a loving person who is always giving and never taking. She always sticks up for other people and never gives up on any body. Atena the turtle has many friends and has a good relationship with many people. She is very intelligent,honorable,kind,amazing,funny,serious.DO NOT CROSS HER!!!!!!
by the new york times 78890 February 5, 2019
Get the atena the turtlemug. To engage in a long term relationship with someone while never intending to propose, despite the other partners obvious desire for marriage.
by Dangeroo December 2, 2015
Get the german turtlemug. by Fur turtle August 17, 2018
Get the fur turtlemug. Raw, disgusting, baby making sex that’s unprotected because if you use a condom that’s plastic that could end up in the ocean and kill the turtles and nobody wants that.
by Anakiin February 20, 2023
Get the Save the turtlesmug. by brardin July 4, 2014
Get the turtle baymug. If you see this quote in someone's bio, it's probably a reference to a tweet from @ains_rose that said : " you know who doesn't want to be choked? Turtles. You know who does? Me. Save the turtles, choke me instead." So it quite literally means choke me.
"She had save the turtles in her bio, but she doesn't seem like a vsco girl! What do you think?"
"hahahaha, you're so naive, it means choke me, that's it."
"hahahaha, you're so naive, it means choke me, that's it."
by denadacariño August 25, 2020
Get the Save the turtlesmug.