Trenchleaper

A trenchleaper is a person who tries very hard in gym class for no obvious reason. They are called trenchleaping because they are always jumping and running around as if they were leaping over trenches.

"Dude, our gym class has so many tryhards."

"Fuck, not just tryhards, we got a bona fide trenchleaper."
"That shit cray, dude."

by Trenchleaper October 24, 2012

trench pig

A disgusting, wretched, soulless human being with no morals and/or standards. Based on the wild hogs that would eat the remains of dead bodies in the trenches during war times. Modern day trench pigs are known to have sex with the last girl standing at the bar, also known as "pub scraps". Trench pigs are rarely known to have consensual sex. If you see one, don't ask questions, just escape in any direction.

Girl, I think that trench pig is asking me for my number in between snorts

The girls were having an innocent fun birthday night at the bar until they were surrounded by a circle of relentless trench pigs

The trench pig didn't actually say any words. He just stared at her until she knew she had to leave the establishment

by Chuck Turrble December 3, 2013

trench running

The act of finishing in a woman's mouth (thereby dropping your "proton torpedo") after a vigorous period of thrusting your member between her breasts (also known as "titty fucking").

Dude, I went trench running on this busty chick last night. Pretty sure I get bonus points for doing it vertically.

by Sterling Cooper December 4, 2013

trench surprise

When someone comes over in JUST a trench coat on and nothing else underneath.

Lola came over with a trench surprise just for me.

by Sickassname_69 April 22, 2018

trench vag

A vag that is so deep you can stand up and walk around inside

That girl has such a trench vag.

by Dhdgdhdf May 3, 2018

trendyistic

The tendency for people to flock toward an idea, specifically a political idea.

Most people develop their opinion of Trump, not on facts or thought, but by following the thoughts of others and fearing social rejection of thinking against The current trendyistic policial environment; allowing the overwhelming cloud of corporate manipulation in all forms of media to subconsciously dictate their uninformed opinion through mass hysteria and catchy or dramatic headlines.

by Sheepeople_eater January 26, 2018

trendymom

A trendymom is a mom born from 1980-1990 that attempts to be relevant by joining every single fad. Unfortunately, trendymoms do not have the capacity to know when a fad is dead.

Man 1: How dafuq did the wii win the console wars?
Man 2: because trendymoms.

by E hates Q May 18, 2018