Turkish Traffic Jam

when recieving anal secks, the girl takes a shit, creating a jam (it would help for the terd to be log-like for maximun effect)

When i was giving anal my ho decided to take a shit, which made a turkish traffic jam and it was difficult to thrust farther. I am sure that her O-Ring is busted.

by edward houssein June 27, 2008

Trafficacious

Combination of traffic and catastrophic.

It's a bad moment or too much confusion or too much
stimuli.

Pronounce: Traffic-cocious

The highway travel was trafficacious!

It's a trafficacious moment for a sudden death.

by Raven Bishop July 8, 2009

Trufficating

Dying from passing flatulence.

Grandma: Did you hear about those skiers that died from trufficating?

Grand-daughter: Grandma, What is trufficating?

Grandma: Well trufficating means that someone dies from passing gas.

Grand-daughter: Oh...

by The dead skier February 24, 2011

croydon traffic lights

Traffic lights which are timed to be green for about 3 minutes in the direction where there is no traffic and to be green for 10 seconds in the direction where traffic is tailed back for half a mile

I was well late getting to work yesterday; I ran into five different sets of Croydon traffic lights

by garry gobshite June 11, 2010

traffic

Used to accept or agree to stated information; "true."

Person 1: Yo, I can't make it to the game tonight, I got prior plans.
Person 2: Traffic.

by Dave V April 9, 2007

traffic cone x core

those who steal traffic cones.

wow, that kid is so traffic cone x core he stole one of those water barrels with the light on top!

by The Python January 31, 2005

traffic

When people smoke more than one joint (marijuana cigarette) in a circle with a group of friends and someone takes a long time to pass a joint in the direction of rotation. The effect of this stop in rotation causes a pile up and may result in wasted cannabis.

"Smoke or pass man, there's some traffic and the roach joint will go out if ya wait too long."

by marijuanacade January 2, 2009