A pathetic individual who magically appears in a girls bedroom late night (usually after being drunk dialed by the female). He proceeds to eat box like it was his last meal at Golden Corral. These men are too nice to ask for the favor to be reciprocated and, at best, are left with traces of premature ejaculation on their boxers.
Tripp: How was your night Andy?
Andy: Went muff diving and got received nothing in return.
Tripp: Fuckin' snatch fairy. That's the third time this week.
Andy: Went muff diving and got received nothing in return.
Tripp: Fuckin' snatch fairy. That's the third time this week.
by GastoniaClamSlammer December 09, 2010
The sneaky douche bag who does douchy things in secret, most often stealing perfectly good food from your fridge while you're sleeping, and throwing straight in the trash.
Yo dog, this morning I woke up and my bucket of KFC was in the trash. I think I got visited by the douche fairy!
by Piros August 13, 2011
N. A fairy that lives in your vagina, it restrict what objects enter into your vag. If it doesn't like what it sees, it works it's magic and turns the said object into stone... forever. Every female is equipped with a vag fairy, free of charge.
Ex. The man walked around clueless as to why his genitalia had been turned to stone; Holga laughed and thanked her vag fairy.
by Janearah December 01, 2009
by Devon Blosch March 19, 2007
by chowdog April 04, 2006
A ganja fairy is someone thats known for holding weed. Mostly known as a woman, sometimes a man. usally this person is holding Really good weed
by GfAaNiJrAy July 30, 2007
fairy muff = fair enough
by jasoncart April 02, 2007