flirting with a cop

Being pulled over; interrogation by a cop; unexpected rear view flashing lights; irrational ticket violation.

•If you are driving and a cop pulls you over for nothing out of the ordinary.

•If a cop gives an irrational reason for pulling you over; such as:
- "I didn't see your seatbelt."
- "You didn't use your blinker before turning."
- "You were just about 5mph over the speed limit."
- "I noticed you turned a little too fast around that corner."

• I was on my way home before I was pulled over to flirt with a cop.
• Just flirted with a cop trying to drive to work.
• I didn't expect to be flirting with a cop for not fully stopping at a stop sign.
• Just flirted with a cop for not using my blinker! But he thankfully gave me a warning for such a minor mistake.

by LeviathinDefinerOfTheDeep July 27, 2017

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National flirt day

Today is a day to flirt, flirt with the person you love

It's national flirt day! Flirt with someone and get touchy

by Nobody.youknow May 3, 2022

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Intense Flirting

An asexual alternative to 'talking dirty'.

It can refer to making out and anything and everything before 'insertion'.

"Does the fanfic have smut?"
"No, just intense flirting."

by Homosuperior95 April 24, 2023

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floating flirt

Someone who is so awkward at flirting, they're often perceived as creepy or weird. In reality, it is their shyness or anxiety that causes them to express awkward comments and body language that could be misunderstood.

Jake thought Sara was weird because she would stutter and mumble whenever she talked to him, but really she was just a floating flirt.

by veeeeee March 23, 2013

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