Thick lard

A measuring unit to how fat and stupid someone is. Iq x100 = weight in tons
I.e iq=15 transponds to weight=1500 tons

Being defined as your a Thick Lard you fat animal

by KLOOBER KLATZ KLAAN November 15, 2016

mix thick

A girl who is thick like a white girl and a black girl .

Oohhh girl you mix thick.

by Kayybai August 9, 2017

Thick as bees

A simile referring to an object or entity being thick or heavy.

“Oh my gosh, the smell in here is as thick as bees”

by hehe2794 July 6, 2019

Dummylicious Thick

Mind blowing thick ass, thighs, or just all around thick as a mf.

Damn bobby, did you see Jimmy's dummylicious Thick ass cheeks??? Shit is wild.

by Grelar March 23, 2021

bully thick

When someone is called thick, but they're actually just fat, however, they are unaware that people are calling them thick just because of their fateness.

Bro, Kathy is bully thick

by iliketonutonkara April 1, 2019

Thick nigga

It's the evolution of niggas where they look maddd fine and cute and you just have the urge to just slap there big ass.

nigga 1: you got a big ass
nigga 2: ik papi

nigga 1: THICK NIGGA ALERT!!!!

by Hola espanol Alguien lindo October 14, 2021

Lyrical thickness

The more fatter musician is, more lyrical thickness he/she has. The lyrics they create are stored in their stomachs giving the illusion that they're overweight or possibly obese

Dude 1: Yo bro have you saw that Killer Mike from Run the Jewels? He's so fuckin' fat man!

Dude 2: stfu he's not fat he just has lyrical thickness

Dude 1: WOAH

by cowboyduck April 27, 2019