Derived from the quandary presented when defecating in a public bathroom and the toilet paper roll appears to be soaked in urine. The question of whether to wipe one's ass with a potentially befouled toilet paper or spend the day as a shit ass presents an existential crisis known as the Shitter's Dilemma so named by Plato in 351 B.C.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.
My kids really needed food but I wanted the new Xbox, it was a real shitter's dilemma.
"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1
"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1
by sgt. roy batty December 17, 2021
Get the Shitter's Dilemmamug. by Benjamama May 4, 2018
Get the shitter legsmug. by Paige Drabant June 23, 2017
Get the Shitter bangermug. by SPANKY1113 October 4, 2017
Get the shitter slapmug. One's inalienable, universal right to shit wherever one pleases, whenever one feels the need. Shitter's rights are based on "nature's call" and thus cannot be withheld by any restaurant, coffee shop, hotel or other establishment who tries to claim that toilets are supposed to be for customers only.
Not to be confused with "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights simultaneously. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.
Not to be confused with "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights simultaneously. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.
Did you see that woman at Tim Horton's who dropped her pants and took a dump right in the coffee shop then threw the crap at the cashier? She got denied toilet access so she claimed shitter's rights!
by Dr Crapper June 7, 2018
Get the Shitter's rightsmug. An individual who enjoys when others shit in their hands and then they rub it on their own chest, typically in a sexual manner.
TittsMcGee is a total hand shitter, she let Aubrey shit in her hands and then watch as she rubbed it all over her chest whilst he ejaculated on her feces covered breasts.
by Tittsmcgee November 5, 2017
Get the hand shittermug. A person (usually a client) that is unable to stop themselves from ruining a professional's work by adding their ideas - especially in design. Metaphorically you give someone a cake, and they shit on it.
by thedesignstache February 1, 2012
Get the Cake Shittermug.