by Pat and Jack November 10, 2003
The chocolate river involves a girl eating a mass amount of taco bell, and then having vaginal sex from behind. During which she suprises him by unloading all of her diarrea onto the mans stomach, hips, and of course his genitals, making a sort of river from her anus.
by Willy's Wonka August 16, 2009
The act of punching a woman in the abdominal region after performing anal intercourse; causing a large volume of human waste to be thrust out in a liquid form.
I was fucking Cindy last night and I decided to give her the old Muddy River. Sadly, I had to get new sheets.
by OG Pueblo September 26, 2007
by Aldtai April 23, 2011
A sexual position involving 1 male and 7 females. The male is using both hands to finger 2 of the girls, he is using his two big toes to pleasure 2 other females, there is a female sitting on his face, a female on his dick, and a female giving him a rimjob. There is an optional 8th female to poop on the group and do a Cleveland Steamroll.
Dirty Man Whore: "Man those sorority chicks really know how to get down, I did a river swimmer last night!"
by OreoCreamPie January 26, 2014
Any persons originating from the delta area of northern California, typically displaying distinct behaviors and mannerisms isolated to the region.
by J-st November 26, 2011
A trophy fish caught in a river. Usually any catch over a normal fish weight. Possibly an awesome name for a baseball team.
by Jelly or jam August 26, 2019