A waiter or bartender who grabs the plate from you before you are done eating all of the food; too quickly.
Excuse me my fork is going into my mouth and there's still a full enchillada bite on my dish you plate vampire!
by adderword September 19, 2014
Get the plate vampiremug. The the food so damn good you eat everything thing one it not leaving one crum u literally lick the whole plate
by Mind you damn bissness March 20, 2017
Get the clean the platemug. by SexyJosem January 2, 2009
Get the plate snotmug. by Mr. Dirty Thumb July 21, 2014
Get the the monkey is on the platemug. by Big daddy 774 December 1, 2017
Get the plate of noodlesmug. all the features on the face are extremely flat, as if a million tonne lorry has just ran over their face and squashed it down a lot.
it looks like you can eat off it if they laid down
it looks like you can eat off it if they laid down
that cat with a squashed face
by i ate all the pies June 24, 2004
Get the plate facemug. A bastardized metaphorical version of the word placates (meaning to appease or pacify especially by concession). This word started as a colloquialism in Las Vegas Nevada, used by men when they were forced to make concessions especially when dealing with women. It is used in often in the service industry.
placates concession pacify appease women
placates concession pacify appease women
Example: (Two male bartenders talking about a female cocktail waitress)
Bartender 1: Marry is being a real bitch today I don’t know what her problem is…
Bartender 2: She’s probably just hung over from parting too much last night, just cake plate her and keep it moving
placates concession pacify appease women
Bartender 1: Marry is being a real bitch today I don’t know what her problem is…
Bartender 2: She’s probably just hung over from parting too much last night, just cake plate her and keep it moving
placates concession pacify appease women
by Dirty Mike LV December 20, 2011
Get the cake platemug.