holy fucking pig shit batman

Definition 1:
A long expression used in reaction when something unbelievably crazy has just occurred / been witnessed / someone has found out about.

Definition 2:
Can also be used to describe the actions of an individual or group, who has just completed something of remarkable skill or achievement, and are worthy of comparison to Batmans skills.

Derived from the Robin ‘The Boy Wonders’ TV show catchphrase;

“Holy (insert object / person / event here) Batman!!”

Example 1:

Greg: “I just saw two trains crash together, and everybody onboard walked off alive!”

Jake: ”Holy fucking pit shit Batman!”

Example 2:

James Bond: "I just saved the world, killed the bad guy, fucked three women, and learnt how to tap-dance all on the way back here to HQ"

M: "Holy fucking pig shit Batman!"

by Mr Captain Monkey March 18, 2012

paintball-shit-fuck

Someone who shoves a paintball up their ass and shoots it out with a fart.

Karen is such a paintball-shit-fuck!

by Brizzle Fo Shizzle January 9, 2008

Fucking dick shit balls face

Fucking Dick shit balls face is a sexually transmitted disease that you can only catch by fucking the devil, the symptoms of fucking Dick shit balls face are the metamorphosis of the shaft into a legitimate piece of shit and the sudden relocation of the testicles to the forehead

Person a- yo that dude has fucking Dick shit balls face
Person b- aw shit crucify that mother fucker, he fucked satan

by Bob the builders tight asshole February 11, 2019

up shit fuck

up shit fuck is basically the same as fuck shit up except its ∞ times better!!!

omg up shit fuck!

by meeerrrrow July 12, 2010

i don't give a fuck about shit

A medley of not giving a fuck and not giving a shit. In addition to expressing you don't give a fuck, you furthermore reduce the topics about which you don't give a fuck to shit.

I was thinking about her but then realized I don't give a fuck about shit

by dontgohomeangelina April 16, 2016

MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE

FUCK YOU PICE OF SHIT

MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE ASSHOLE

by Erple October 20, 2019

fucked up repugnant shit

An exclamation made when some: gangsta shit goes down; someone gets fucked up or mutilated; or just some nasty shit is viewed by the person making the statement.

Used by Samuel L. Jackson on more than one on screen occasion.

Thats some fucked up repugnant shit!

by Explain June 26, 2007