by Zyphonoly May 18, 2017

A crazy thing that drools a lot.Man's best friend.Men must be insane.Some are couch potatoes.Others are crazy,hyperactive killer robots.That's cool.Not as a cool as a cat,though.
Random Person:Man,that dog is crazy!
Another Random Person:You think it has schizophrenia?
Random Person:Maybe,I've seen it drool.Get beaten up by cats.Eat its drool,and sleep in it's poop.Likely answer.Yes.
Another Random Person:You think it has schizophrenia?
Random Person:Maybe,I've seen it drool.Get beaten up by cats.Eat its drool,and sleep in it's poop.Likely answer.Yes.
by Matthew Zhang March 1, 2017

to fall asleep on someone, either while on the phone (texting or calling) or to physically fall asleep on them
by doodlebarry July 12, 2017

A fluffy animal that people keep indoors or outdoors, A pet people love or like, They come in a variety of colors, and sizes, And mainly a animal that chews up your shoes
by LilyGamez (Idc about my user) June 19, 2019

by OofSquad October 19, 2017

Not an accessory.
Bitch: Like, OMG! This cute dog will so totally compliment my new Coach bag!
Me: Dogs are not an accessory, their lives are more useful than yours.
Me: Dogs are not an accessory, their lives are more useful than yours.
by Diiiak February 20, 2013

by sweetness!!!!!!!! March 23, 2007
