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Bacon Pancakes

The literal best food in the entire multiverse.
Guy 1: Hey man wanna make some bacon pancakes?
Guy 2: Fuck yeah.
by b a c o n 🥓 November 28, 2020
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lay the bacon

To give hard dick to a girl usually during sex.
Bruce said he was going to lay the bacon when he fucks me tonight.
by Bucklicious August 11, 2017
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Undercover Bacon

Undercover cop
Derived from The UK tv show - The inbetweeners
Mostly used in the UK
Person 1 - "shit drive faster"
Person 2 - "why"
Person 1 - "undercover bacon behind us bled"
Person 2 - "shhhiiittt"
by Duff9 March 12, 2011
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bacon wand

Another term for a bandwagon, or a trend that many people follow. Term created on the LGBTQ+ Studio on the kids’ coding website called Scratch.
Person 1: Come jump on the newest bacon wand and tell your DND alignment!

Person 2: I’m chaotic neutral!

Person 3: I’m lawful good!
by d e l t a February 7, 2021
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Bacon Sexual

Erica: How do you feel right now?
Alex: I feel bacon sexual
by Swag bacon November 6, 2014
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Making bacon

Paul and Sally were making bacon.
by TonyTheSkunk March 13, 2004
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emergency bacon

This is bacon which is hidden from normal usage such that, in the event of a bad day, a party, or a zombie apocalypse, it is readily available to save the day and improve morale. Usually this is kept in a separate freezer apart from the one in your kitchen. It can also be hidden in the main freezer using grocery bags, or by hiding down at the bottom where it is hard to reach. The end goal is that the bacon is hidden and forgotten from normal usage but, when you really need it, you remember it is there and can still have bacon.
This also can lead to having to double up on grocery purchases of bacon to replenish your normal supply, plus the emergency bacon ration.
"Oh man, I've had a rough day at work, and just need some bacon to cheer me up."
"But we're out, we used up our bacon on Saturday with a big breakfast, and I haven't had time to grocery shop".
"Wait! We still have the emergency bacon, let's open that up!"
by TalksQuietly October 8, 2017
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