by magicalapewizard420 March 22, 2024


The Sweetest Boy in the WHOLE World. He will give you butterflies in your stomach without even having to try. He WILL make you smile more than you ever have before in your life. One glance at him and its over: you've fallen hard. :)
by fallinghard:) February 8, 2010

With his big fat hazel eyes he has lots of humor and can make any crowd laugh. He’s not afraid to show anything about him, including farting and crying infront of a big crowd. He loves to help around the house and loves volunteering, he despises children. He cares deeply for food and is a pig. He’s very full of him self and cares deeply about how he looks, you’ll never catch a moment when he’s not looking in the mirror. Overall he’s a great person and don’t let him go.
by Shadøw..medøs March 7, 2021

Zachary's are truly one of a kind. They have a hard exterior, but once you get to know them, they are a big softie. Zachary's are usually skinny, but tall and has the mouth of a sailor. They will definitely win in a roast battle. Their big blue and green eyes will draw you in, wanting more. Zachary's are usually the most weirdest, yet funniest, people you will ever meet. They attract a lot more girls (and guys) then they think. You will definitely enjoy the time you spend with a Zachary.
"Omg look at that guy... He is totally a Zachary."
"Aw man, she is going out with Zachary! I liked him so much!! "
"Aw man, she is going out with Zachary! I liked him so much!! "
by Ihatemyselflmao February 7, 2020

The act of having a foursome and cumming in each other’s mouths while shiting on each other’s chests screaming fuck me daddy.
by Springyapple5 October 22, 2022

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