Royal wedding

When you splooge on the top of a girls head and throw a handful of gold glitter at her so it sticks, then proceed to lead her around the house amid much pageantry.
Michelle kept complaining that I hadn’t introduced her to any of my friends, so last night I gave her the old royal wedding at the frat house.
by Danger, MD May 19, 2018
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Golden wedding

''She wanted a ring, so I gave her a golden wedding."
by Ty2p July 08, 2016
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wedding straw

When you give your "future wife" the pipe on wedding day/night.
Damn bro, you already know I gave her that wedding straw later that night.
by Space Junkee January 09, 2018
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Smith & Wedding

Da brand of side-by-side or over-'n'-under device typically utilized at "mandatorily tying da knot due to voluntarily forming a bump" services.
To lessen da chance of having a Smith & Wedding in your vicinity, it's wise to use condoms till you actually get hitched.
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
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ES weddings

where two popular (for no reason) es users get together for a e-wedding.
possibly the most awful thing you'll ever see.
user 1: hey did you see those ES weddings by shoki and eren?
user 2: yeah that shit is so cringe, im not going.
by mewkoz April 22, 2022
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vanity wedding

A destination wedding that is planned to create undue expense, little to do for the guests, short duration, and (foremost) create a “hey, look at me/us” event for the loving but entitled couple.
“OMG, I accompanied my girlfriend to this vanity wedding which cost us a lot of money for a 15 minute glamour photo-op for the bride and groom. They had no concept of the expenses involved for everyone. They should have eloped. We’d all be happier.”
by DiogenesLives January 01, 2024
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MONTANA WEDDING

(a) When you and your brother or sister go to a wedding and double team a bridesmaid/groomsman

(b) Double teaming with your brother or sister
You see that girl over there? Let's take her to a MONTANA WEDDING.
by nff1987 March 16, 2016
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