When you splooge on the top of a girls head and throw a handful of gold glitter at her so it sticks, then proceed to lead her around the house amid much pageantry.
Michelle kept complaining that I hadn’t introduced her to any of my friends, so last night I gave her the old royal wedding at the frat house.
by Danger, MD May 19, 2018
by Ty2p July 08, 2016
by Space Junkee January 09, 2018
Da brand of side-by-side or over-'n'-under device typically utilized at "mandatorily tying da knot due to voluntarily forming a bump" services.
To lessen da chance of having a Smith & Wedding in your vicinity, it's wise to use condoms till you actually get hitched.
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
where two popular (for no reason) es users get together for a e-wedding.
possibly the most awful thing you'll ever see.
possibly the most awful thing you'll ever see.
user 1: hey did you see those ES weddings by shoki and eren?
user 2: yeah that shit is so cringe, im not going.
user 2: yeah that shit is so cringe, im not going.
by mewkoz April 22, 2022
A destination wedding that is planned to create undue expense, little to do for the guests, short duration, and (foremost) create a “hey, look at me/us” event for the loving but entitled couple.
“OMG, I accompanied my girlfriend to this vanity wedding which cost us a lot of money for a 15 minute glamour photo-op for the bride and groom. They had no concept of the expenses involved for everyone. They should have eloped. We’d all be happier.”
by DiogenesLives January 01, 2024
(a) When you and your brother or sister go to a wedding and double team a bridesmaid/groomsman
(b) Double teaming with your brother or sister
(b) Double teaming with your brother or sister
You see that girl over there? Let's take her to a MONTANA WEDDING.
by nff1987 March 16, 2016