by DJMAYFIELD May 21, 2018
Get the Strawberry Starfish Dustermug. "I took a nasty dump, it hurt my Starfish Cookie Cutter "
"I was wiping and my finger slipped into my Starfish Cookie Cutter by mistake. Now I've got a case of Danger Finger"
"I was wiping and my finger slipped into my Starfish Cookie Cutter by mistake. Now I've got a case of Danger Finger"
by DangerFinger March 3, 2015
Get the Starfish Cookie Cuttermug. by CasperSchmicheal November 9, 2017
Get the painted a brown starfishmug. by pinoohh June 8, 2004
Get the crinkled starfishmug. by MiNombreEsSammy June 8, 2011
Get the inside out starfishmug. Thai tantric sexual manoeuvre believed to have originated during the Laanta Lanta Festival in Phi Phi during the late 90's.
As watersports and seafood are the main features of this festival some of the more adventurous sea gypsies from Ko Lanta not wanting to be outdone concieved this bizzare sexual pageantry in which the female would stand on her hands with her legs spread while the male holds her ankles and proceedes to consume the "starfish".
Many tourists awed by this sexual endeavour have attemted the phi phi starfish with mixed success. Incidences of hospitalisation on the island due to "injury by sexual misadventure" have risen every year since 1997 with up to 17 official cases of "starfish overindulgence" on record since that time.
As watersports and seafood are the main features of this festival some of the more adventurous sea gypsies from Ko Lanta not wanting to be outdone concieved this bizzare sexual pageantry in which the female would stand on her hands with her legs spread while the male holds her ankles and proceedes to consume the "starfish".
Many tourists awed by this sexual endeavour have attemted the phi phi starfish with mixed success. Incidences of hospitalisation on the island due to "injury by sexual misadventure" have risen every year since 1997 with up to 17 official cases of "starfish overindulgence" on record since that time.
Mike: How was the holiday? Relaxing?
Dave: Me and Laura tried the phi phi starfish.
Mike: What the hell is that?
Dave: Lets just say I chipped a tooth and she has a concussion. But it was a lot of fun.
Dave: Sea Gypsies! God's People!
Dave: Me and Laura tried the phi phi starfish.
Mike: What the hell is that?
Dave: Lets just say I chipped a tooth and she has a concussion. But it was a lot of fun.
Dave: Sea Gypsies! God's People!
by duluth1 May 2, 2010
Get the Phi Phi Starfishmug. when you’re about to preform a sexual act and your mans wants to tie you up and you spread out your arms and legs to the bed post
by lolololollllll October 23, 2017
Get the spread out like a starfishmug.