Ninja Squeeze

A handjob given by a female to a male. Most often method used in middle school and occasionally in high school.

What base did you get to?" "Not far man, just a ninja squeeze

by The Real Franklin and Bash August 2, 2011

Uneasy Squeeze

When someone, any age or sex, holds their hand on your bare leg as you attempt to complete a dump.

Hey...Hey, Regina. Yeah...Did you know Paul likes to Uneasy Squeeze all the guys at work? Couldn't pinch anything off. Didn't feel right at all.

by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011

squeeze a squirrel

taking a dump. this term keeps it in the rodent family to go along with prairie dogging.

dude after that roach coach food i need to go squeeze a squirrel

by long drive to reno April 11, 2011

Mayo Squeez

When after a guy cums, he takes his condem out, pokes a hole in it, then lets the girl suck the cum out from the condom.

dude your sister totaly wanted a mayo squeez with mexican bean dip on the side.

by captn mayo November 28, 2009

Sleaze Squeeze

A supposedly non sexual hug offered in support where the giver gets a small sexual thrill. The reciever is not aware of the sexual element. Sleaze squeeses are sometimes accompanied by a sneaky smell of the hair. Usually given to women by men

girl, " I recieved some bad news the other day and Pete gave me a supportive hug, hes such a great guy "
Friend' " he does that to all the girls. youve been sleaze squeezed"

by tinat May 11, 2013

Main Squeeze

For men, their own pebis.
For women, their favorite plastic toy.

Try to keep in mind this phrase means your MAIN squeeze, NOT the boyfriend/girlfriend you squeeze every once in a while!!

by stimpy October 16, 2003

As Happy as a Squeezed Snake

To add the fluid into the gas station windshield washers, first you need to squeeze a snake. The manufacturers of the washer fluid squeeze the snake which allows the washing fluid to come out of a snake. This takes off a lot of weight from the snakes, making them very happy that they have been squeezed dry.

"Dude what are you doing, Why are you smiling so much?"
"Dude i'm as happy as a squeezed snake!"

by iiWolfyii January 20, 2020