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Dog Race

Verb; bring shame or discredit on
1 Their table manners are a dog race. 2 The milk has run out? What a dogs race!
by enansaal February 5, 2018
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Race Report

Self-indulgent wordy twaddle, vaguely related to putting one foot in front of the other (the art of running) for an extended period of time. The key to writing a good Ultramarathon Race Report is in an over dramatisation of actual events & experiences which adds to the mystique of Ultramarathon running to the untrained observer. Extended essay-length accounts of a niche sport (Ultramarathon running) they are usually read only by other Ultramarathoners, running geeks, mental health professionals, the very bored or the author - but mostly just the author.

To put in onto context, it's far easier & fulfilling to run an Ultramarathon than it is to read someones 30,000 word blog on the experience.
Steve's running a 100km Ultramarathon through remote bushland this weekend; I can't wait to read all about it in his race report.
by Lucky Wise Fool June 7, 2020
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sex race

Sex race is a competition of 4 or more people with each team consisting of 2 players. These two players can be both of different or same sex.

The first team, in which both players come to the sexual climax (commonly known as orgasm), wins.
I just wanted to ask, did you ever win the sex race?

Nah man, always came too soon...
by LeaderOfKebabs July 6, 2020
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Polar Race

A loose term used to catagorize persons of both Caucasian and African American decent, as being opposite ends of the chromatic spectrum of skin tones.
Adele and Jimi Hendrix are examples of the "opposite ends" of the two polar races.
by Too Taylor November 7, 2012
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Armchair Racing

Acting like a race car driver while never having driven a race car on a track.

An automotive forum user who spends the majority of their free time researching racing products for their non-existent race car.

Research can also include racing techniques, building a race vehicle, proper configuration for said racing vehicle, etc.
Taking place in a discussion forum:

Andy says: "EBC RedStuff Brakes will not be on any (Insert race team name here) performance vehicles.

Since we are all into armchair racing on this forum, here is my current ideal race car setup: ...."

Brian replies with: "But I've read so many good things about EBC RedStuff Brake Pads online! I haven't ever used them, but I'm sure that any racer, any real racer would want to use them."
by The Ross May 5, 2012
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Dirt Racing

Spend a lot of money on your race car to win very little
Hey let's go dirt racing to win $100
by Pittsburgh Kid 1 November 28, 2021
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stinken race

Refers to most of the sub continent population: Indians but not Pakistan as they are different. The full term is stinken race of human vermin
Look at that latest disaster in India, all the dead won't be missed, the dead stacked in piles they truly are a stinken race , a stinken race of human vermin
by maxwell-monty November 14, 2022
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