Custard Pouch

| ˈkəstərd pouCH |

noun

a term for a really bad pimple and/or whitehead, typically one that is located deep below the epidermis.

When popped/squeezed, it's contents look thick and off-white, like custard.

I really wanted to go to prom with her, but I had a goddamn massive custard pouch and was afraid it would explode all of it's eggshell chunkiness on her, so I bailed.

by Dunk Eggmaker May 30, 2022

skoal berry pouches

the worst dip made to man-kind
it's a pussy's dip

don't be a bitch and dip pouches anyways

you can i have a dip

yeah man

why the fuck do you have skoal berry pouches

cause thats the shit

your a fucking bitch

by TheOficialDipper01 January 24, 2020

Tootsie pouch

slang for butthole i.e. place you poop from.

Yesterday I had to go to the bathroom so bad my Tootsie pouch was ready to explode.

by King Ross 207 February 25, 2025

poochie pouch

when a female's belly hang over their poochie

she got a poochie pouch kinda like a kangaroo pouch

by ewdatsnasty July 25, 2017

Nug Pouch

A soft sack or bag containing 2 or more of a certain item, usually "nugs".

I could not stop laughing after Stevie got hit in the nug pouch with the hockey puck.

by SteezyT August 19, 2011

pouch

house, abode, home

let’s hang at my pouch.
party at my pouch!
my pouch is a mess. i have to get out of here.

by slangaroo November 19, 2021

pickle in a pouch

A pickle sized dick wrapped up in a slick lubey condom

Oh baby give me your moist firm pickle in a pouch

by hamslice6969 September 9, 2019