A Miles Rendallson

A Miles Rendallson is when you go to finish and spaff on the back of your sisters head but instead a little bit of poo comes out

Ahhh wtf mate, did you just a miles rendallson on my sons chest

by Poon pulvirizer the 3rd February 10, 2018

8-mile

When you use a bicycle to paint 8 miles of Astroglide onto a road and then slip-and-slide down it with an erect penis.

Ben 8-miled yesterday and it did not go well.

by DeathAndMaxes March 4, 2020

Holdridge Mile

Any distance between 2 points

Matt: "How much farther is there? I'm dying here!"
Brad:"Oh, only one more Holdridge mile!"
~3 hours later~
Matt: "We still aren't there!!!"

by tankwithteeth October 2, 2020

Miles Merkley

An Extremely Sexy guy who the ladies cannot resist. A person whose imperfections you know and can live with. A person who "wants" to make you happy. A person you can be totally yourself with. A person who laughs at the same things and gets your sense of humor. A person you trust to take care of you if and when you need it. I've found that person and he has to love you when you're mean, ugly, and unlovabe because he knows you love him and these are your imperfections that he can live with. And his name is Miles Merkley. You cannot match his swag.

1. "Hey do you know that kid over there?"
"Where?" (Person looks and melts) "That's Miles Merkley...

2. "Who's that sexy guy over there?"
"I can't look, he's too sexy"

by KendallJenner November 8, 2012

Miles Kirby

I’m going to miss him when he is miles away - intelligent, on road and packing - 100% boss

Road man 1 “Your Nan looks like a bit of a Miles Kirby”
Road man 2 “Well that is cause she is on road”

by hhbuhbo December 10, 2020

Road miles

A person who-by the look of their face and sound of their voice- has lived some hard years and looks much older than they really are. Tired. Worn out. Used.

That hooker is only 19 but she’s got some serious road miles.

by Imalostcause December 23, 2021

Miles bridges

A rapper from the mitten who plays basketball on the side. He has managed to turn his life into a mycareer player and he just completes side missions.

“Miles bridges is cold, he just dropped his career high then went to the studio to clock in.”

by Espn trap news February 4, 2022