jizz goblin

Small annoying children that ruin your plans

I wanted to watch sunday football but I had to go to a birthday party for a jizz goblin.

by brookie_lyn04 October 18, 2014

hooded goblin

an uncircumsized penis

Hey everyone look at Mathias' hooded goblin!

by Steven J. Jackson April 15, 2010

Riding Goblin

The seat between riding shotgun and the driver. Mostly seen when a truckload of friends are packed inside a crew cab white RAM truck and the smallest guy has to sit someplace.

Damn it, why do I have to ride in the middle? Is it because I’m the smallest guy so I guess I’ll be riding goblin.

by T_baggin_Ur_Mom October 4, 2019

hunched goblin

exact same sexual position as the "piledriver," with the male facing away from the female instead of towards her.

when i was getting it on with karen last night i almost broke her neck during the hunched goblin.

by mick_the_skin September 19, 2009

Cum Goblin

Someone who drinks cum like it was goddamn water.

Kamilla is such a cum goblin.

by Boofkin May 4, 2022

Room Goblin

Someone who resides in their room 24/7 in utter darkness only coming out for food and water. Having hardly showered or washed their clothes i.e., a Discord Moderator

Jack: "Who lives in that room?"
Sam: "No one knows. Apparently he's a Room Goblin"

by Homielander March 5, 2023

Goblin Threeway

Woman on her period having a train ran on her by at least three sunburned ginger midgets.

Did you hear, Gina had a goblin threeway last night.

by Dark_Arcanine89 December 12, 2022