shave the dog 

To masturbate; masturbation

Jim is always in his room looking at dirty magazines and shaving the dog

shave the dog by Wayner May 13, 2005

go pet the dog 

A dismissive phrase.

Response to a person saying, "I don't like your haircut!" is "Go pet the dog"

Response to a women saying to a man, "You never listen to me!" is "Go pet the dog"

Response to a man saying "What did you say?" is "Go pet the dog"

go pet the dog by Fat Turkey Tom May 12, 2011

jacking the dog off 

The method for feeding the cat when unable to afford to purchase cat food;

Man, I am so broke, I ended up jacking the dog off just to feed the cat!

jacking the dog off by D.I.L.F. December 7, 2006

Hair of the Dog 

Heartbreaker, soul shaker
I've been told about you
Steamroller, midnight shoulder
What they been sayin' must be true

Red hot mama, velvet charmer
Time's come to pay your dues

Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Talkin' jivin' poison ivy
You ain't gonna cling to me
Man taker, bone faker
I ain't so blind I can't see

Red-hot mama, velvet charmer
Time's come to pay your dues

Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Hair of the Dog

Hair of the Dog by Death Menace December 10, 2022

Washing the dog 

A euphemism for masturbating. Used when trying to conceal it from certain people around you.

I love washing the dog in the shower

Washing the dog by gtown slang July 9, 2012

nip the dog 

A very bad dog. A black furry creature that likes to take it up the ass from other dogs. A flopped-eared, spit eating, leg-humping goober in fur form. Often mates with other highlanders, a creature native to aviemore. nips can be found living in areas of complete squalor, such as jock’s pissed stained, shit stained mattress, up sarah’s fanny, whore Houses, and with beano the dog.

Look, nip is humping the staircase again, I'm not gonna fucking take him to the vet to get the splinters removed from his dick, that's for damn sure!

nip the dog by Jock Gobbins April 29, 2003

Fucking the dog 

(V) When somebody places a cold (or warm)glass on a table without the use of a coaster.

Hey! Stop Fucking the dog, i just got it waxed.

Fucking the dog by <Mac< February 22, 2009