Cock Block

When someone(DANE) intrudes on you everytime you are in the act or about to be in the act of sexual acts.

Bro dont come over right now im getting head. nah dude im coming over . dude stop its not funny. im on my way.
You dude can you hang out? nah i cant im hanging out with kate...texts kate hey can i hang out with you and chad.

fuck.

cock block

by Hellawo December 13, 2017

cock block

Robbie Burns

Oh you were cock blocked? By who? ... Oh! Robbie Burns was there..

by BoysNYC November 6, 2012

Self cock block

A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.

Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)

by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019

Cock Block

To prevent someone or yourself from preforming any acts sexually with someone of the same or opposite sex, purposeful or otherwise.

Some random woman started flirting with me at the bar, even though I'm happy married. I decided to Cock Block myself to prevent further action.

by JustLeaveMeAlone August 21, 2021

DVR Cock Block

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.

That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!

by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016

to much cock on the block

When there are to many men in one area
When the ratio of men to women is than 2:1 in a populated area be it clubs nightclubs, bars or general area.

Walking in to a nightclub and there is men everywhere and the lone female can barely be seen, and your mate says there's to much cock on the block

by Jackiebird23 December 25, 2013

Cock Block

A Cock Block is some who is a compete cunt but also blocks you out

You're being a complete Cock Block today Harry

by ovlavla July 2, 2016