in your barney

A phrase mostly used in North Dublin. Meaning that there is no chance in hell of that happening.

Child: "Ma, I'm going to de moon tomorrow"

Ma: "Ye are in your barney"

by vexing shame March 12, 2024

Barney

“Barney has a massive package and boy does he know how to use it.” Said nobody ever. Barney is a registered sex offender. He puts the meaning in the saying “big feet small meat.” His lack of inches downstairs is not the only reason he failed to ever feel the touch of a women. But also his STI’s he catches from he’s dead dog he keeps chained up in his shed behind his house. Barney is feared by all children in his area. But he uses his favourite sayings to pick up this kids. Such as “cousin is only a word”. Or “age is just a number”. Or my favourite “I just shat my pants may I please get in yours”. If you would like to find a Barney head towards your nearest kindergarten or primary school or elderly home. Generally drives a little white van. And is always smiling

Hide your kids I heard Barney’s back in town

by Neighbourhoodwatch12354 November 23, 2021

Barney is in charge

1. Your fucked, you have no chance at passing.
2. You are very likely to be fired.
3. Shit bout to hit the fan.

Oh, shit Barney is in Charge, we are fucked. RUN

by Barney_Kiev March 22, 2021

Barney

It is defined as a woman with an existly large stomach/belly which covers majority of her lower body which give the appearance that her belly and vagina are one. The term was coined within the Caribbean Island of Trinidad and Tobago where a woman vagina is commonly know as a nanny hence the word barney is a derivative of the combination of both words belly and nanny.

Look at this chick what a huge barney.

by Triniman1125 June 21, 2023

Barney bung

The purple tint around a girls anus that you can observe during sexual intercourse or other sexual endeavors

Dylan’s mom has a Barney bung according to his father.

by Ryemaster Bob October 9, 2022

What would Barney say?

A question which confirming you to choose a girl by Barney's opinion.

And Barney is Neil Patrick Harris in a TV show HIMYM. He's a playboy and the righteous scorer of women.

Boy 1: I am going with that girl tonight, bro!

Boy 2: Yeah? Are you sure? She's not that tight.

Boy 1: Really?

Boy 2: Sure, what would Barney say?

by DeadMasterL March 17, 2012

Barney Ray

All round solid but pretty gay on snap

Barney Ray will get patterned by Shelomi

by The Stalker In Your wardrobe December 31, 2019