Someone who naturalized into the United States (i.e. green card) and was not an American at birth. This person is only American because they got the papers (i.e. citizenship) via the naturalization process and not by birth.
Look at that snobby, unappreciative Indian woman. Reaping the benefits of America yet gives no respect to her fellow citizens. She's a typical paper American.
by gonzobrains March 07, 2015
An all-american goregous girl. This girl could be from your past, present or future. She is your average everyday girl next door sweetheart from small town usa.
by Cards2010 January 16, 2010
The funnier, more clever, and original alternative to Family Guy. About a conservative CIA agent dealing with Suburban life as well as his family, plus he has a alien for a best friend. The jokes are better, the satire is good, the plots make sense, and the characters are more developed. Basically proof that you don't need pointless long gags/flashbacks, a gay baby, and a obnoxious fat guy to make people laugh. Plus the show gets way less preachy than family guy as the seasons go on.
If you want to compare anything to the Simpsons, use this show, because it has something family guy will never have: originality.
If you want to compare anything to the Simpsons, use this show, because it has something family guy will never have: originality.
FG fan: Dude have you seen Family Guy last night?
AD fan: No, I stopped watching that stupid show since I started watching American Dad! and realized how much Family Guy actually is not funny..
FG fan: But it's family guy!
AD fan: And you're a retard!
AD fan: No, I stopped watching that stupid show since I started watching American Dad! and realized how much Family Guy actually is not funny..
FG fan: But it's family guy!
AD fan: And you're a retard!
by techkid103 April 11, 2011
These mayonnaise Americans need to understand salt isn't a seasoning. ~ cypressbill~ (a mayo-american)
by CypressBill June 12, 2023
Step 1. Hit intended target over the head with a rock
Step 2. Cum into targets eyes
Step 3. Clap targets ears at the same time
Step 4. Fart
You have now completed the American Flashbang.
Step 2. Cum into targets eyes
Step 3. Clap targets ears at the same time
Step 4. Fart
You have now completed the American Flashbang.
by generic003 August 06, 2022
If you mess with america, me an' Jim Bob and the boys are gonna get some guns together and put a boot in your ass, it's the american way!
by deadfan89 August 18, 2021
by jmzizzle November 06, 2011