Super Straight

A made up sexuality that started as a joke on tiktok but now some people take it seriously and it is used to mock the LGBTQ+ community with comments such as "guys this took me a long time but I'm coming out as Super Straight" the other reason it exists is because a few people have called straight people transphobic for not wanting to date trans women. but it's really just a way to mock LGBTQ+ people

Person A: I'm coming out as Super Straight.
Person B: Okay and?
Person A: wait, you're not mad?

by idc_if_ur_mad March 7, 2021

Super Straight

“Super straight” is a term for people who claim to only like cis people of the opposite gender. To put it plainly it’s a transphobic “sexuality” that is blowing up.

James: Yo did you hear about the super straights?
John: Yeah wtf

by bummholee March 9, 2021

Super Straight

A n@zi movement that’s very transphobic. Also known as the nor/mals, aka men that have a pisskink

“I’m super straight and proud”
“Thanks for telling me, I’ll block you now since i don’t support transphobic n@zi’s”

by Ninaxdondai March 10, 2021

Super Straight

"Sexuality" made up by transphobes, as an excuse when someone calls them transphobic for saying: "I could never date a trans women/men, because they aren't afab/amab.
Nobody is telling you that you HAVE to date trans people, but claiming you're not straight if you like trans people is transphobic.
Straight people don't get hate, beaten up, kicked out of the house because of who they are!!!
"Super Straights" literally USE N@ZIS SYMBOL and they DON'T CARE ABOUT IT!!!
If you're offended by this, you're the problem.

Normal person: "Tell me you never felt the touch of women, without actually telling me you never felt the touch of women".
Social reject: "Of I'm "super straight".

by YourSwaggySugarMommy March 11, 2021

Super Straight

Super Straight or SS means super small referring to a man's penis size.

any super straight people here?
Yeah me!

by r0ttenapples March 8, 2021

Super-Straight

Unoriginal attempt at straight people trying to join the LGBTQ+ community.

Person 1: Hey I'm super-straight, I'm open to questions about it as i know it's out of the blue

Person 2: That's not a real thing fuckwadd

by DoTheMario2582 March 6, 2021

Super Straight

An unintelligent individual who excuses their homophobia by making up their own sexuality that is represented by the porn hub colour scheme.

A: "wow, they're really hot!"
B: "Actually, they're trans so they are not someone I want to date. I'm transphobic-- I mean super straight and I only date real wo-"

*gunshots*

B: XP
A: :D

by MaddieSkye1715 April 17, 2021