Chode Smashing

hitting your penis with a hammer using advanced chode maxxing techniques to increase bloodflow to the chode giving it an increase in girth

bro I was chode smashing with a rock and my chode became so thick and bruised

by hackerchodeboy November 5, 2025

Bone Smashing

The process of repeatedly hitting and smashing your cock with a hammer while erect which will lead to massive growth in the penile area but only if done while erect.

Dude I just hit myself in the cock with a hammer while bone smashing. Im a pro bone smasher

by Fucker_iHardlyKnowHer December 2, 2025

Khartoum Cucumber Swashing

When you hang your friend by a green flagpole that’s in the Solomon Islands. Generally used when in an Empire State of mind.

Friend 1: “I can’t wait to perform a Khartoum Cucumber Swashing on my friend Barnabas!”
Friend 2: “swag”

by Dicho mode June 16, 2022