Sperm burglar

A woman who becomes pregnant by raping a man.

Dave, "mate, you know that woman who raped me 9 months ago."
Mike, "Yeah, why did you just bring it up?"
Dave,"I saw her with a kid that looks a bit like a younger me."
Mike,"She's a sperm burglar!"

by Lukethesod September 16, 2008

sperm chugger

a person who sucks dick and swallows every last drop of sperm out of a penis, as they would the very last bit out of a jug of milk.

Man, I love these two chicks almost the same. One is an awesome cum dumpster, but the other one is an amazing sperm chugger

by urban beast April 15, 2011

Sperm Demon

something you call a white person

"Oh no, the sperm demons are mad."

by sasorii July 20, 2021

Sperm Knowledge

excess knowledge

Cliff Claven from Cheers has a ton of sperm knowledge.

by Words From The People February 27, 2014

Dirty Sperm

Its when you blow a load in a chick's ass and it drips down into the vagina, getting the chick pregnant.

That kid was from a Dirty Sperm!

by TwigAndBerris August 30, 2018

sperm monkey

A person, generally male, who circulates having frequent intercourse with varying partners.

I can count on a good fuck with John, my sperm monkey

by 1aputa September 15, 2017

Sperm Sweetener

Foods that have a sugary sweet taste, eaten to improve the sweetness of ones sperm, in preparation for oral sex. The semen produced after the consumption of many sweet foods is referred to as "Candy Cum"

Matt- "Bro, I'm gettin a blowy from that hot chick i met last week. Any tips?"

Mike- "Yea man, eat some pineapple, I hear its a total Sperm Sweetener"

by Mange Crosby December 31, 2011