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sperm monkey

A person, generally male, who circulates having frequent intercourse with varying partners.
I can count on a good fuck with John, my sperm monkey
by 1aputa September 14, 2017
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Sperm Demon

"Oh no, the sperm demons are mad."
by sasorii July 20, 2021
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Sperm Hunter

A woman that goes out to have sex with a man just to get pregnant.

She may go after a specific person for physical features or for intelligence level.
The sperm hunter may have trouble getting pregnant by their husband and will go to a night club to find a man that looks like him and do the deed.
by Reiver August 11, 2012
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Sperm Sweetener

Foods that have a sugary sweet taste, eaten to improve the sweetness of ones sperm, in preparation for oral sex. The semen produced after the consumption of many sweet foods is referred to as "Candy Cum"
Matt- "Bro, I'm gettin a blowy from that hot chick i met last week. Any tips?"

Mike- "Yea man, eat some pineapple, I hear its a total Sperm Sweetener"
by Mange Crosby January 1, 2012
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sky-sperm

the white trail of ice a rocket leaves in a blue sky.
Omg look at that sky-sperm

Dude, that's a fucking mindfuck!
by cavepig April 18, 2009
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Sperm Knowledge

Cliff Claven from Cheers has a ton of sperm knowledge.
by Words From The People March 8, 2014
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sperm chugger

a person who sucks dick and swallows every last drop of sperm out of a penis, as they would the very last bit out of a jug of milk.
Man, I love these two chicks almost the same. One is an awesome cum dumpster, but the other one is an amazing sperm chugger
by urban beast May 5, 2011
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