Silence of the Spams

The long silence you hear when you answer your phone, thinking it is likely a work call, before the spammer actually clicks onto the call to sell you something you don't want or need.

Phone rings.

I answer.
Me: "Hello."
Silence
Me: Hello?
Silence
Silence
Spammer: "Hello, is this Ms. (mispronounces my name)? How are you today?"
I hang up.

Co-worker: "Who was that?"
Me: "It was the Silence of the Spams."

by hmcdesq December 6, 2022

Name spamming

Name spamming is the act of putting a definition of your name on urban dictionary that explains how amazing anybody with that name is.

Almost every name has been a victim of name spamming, except for henry.

by fooster1012 April 24, 2013

eye spam

The opposite of eye candy. Visually unpleasing. Fugly.

Jennifer: Wow, Matt is so cute, talk about eye candy, he is a sexy beast.
Dick and John: What are we eye spam?

by Donna S March 27, 2008

spam emails

a crappy email/emails sent from scammers and companies that want humans extinct that usually is stored in the receiver's spam folder.

She was scared that she will be flooded with spam emails when she became famous, but its not a big deal................

by LPG_Gas October 12, 2017

spam cannon

A group of people working together to spam the selected target.

someone you want to annoy because yr bored. get a bunch of your friends to start randomly spaming them untill the spam cannon is called off.

by dr. monkeyhatespirates December 29, 2009

SPAM SLATS

The same as piss flaps

I shagged a fit girl last night. She had exquisite spam slats

by bazils September 9, 2009

GL Spam

GL Spam (Action Verb); GL Spam is a slang term used to abbreviate "Grenade Launcher Spamming". This term arrose from the popularity of using grenade launchers in online video games such as Crimewave 1986. It has since then become a massive disturbance to the peace of Miami and online culture alike.

GL Spamming is the action of consistently, and constantly using a grenade launcher to repeatedly hurt other players in Crimewave 1986. It is a very hated action by numerous online communites and discord servers.

"Don't look at him sweeite, he's a GL Spammer."

Person 1: "Why does everybody hate me?"
Person 2: "Bro... you GL spam..."
Person 3: *Punches Person 1 In the neck*
Person 2: *Joins in on the beat down*

by Adrixcee! October 6, 2023