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Denver Sober

Abstaining from drinking alcohol; while still using other drugs, specifically drugs legalize in Colorado i.e. marijuana and mushrooms . Typically someone who is Denver Sober will claim sobriety while still blazing chronic and psilocybin mushrooms, unlike LA Sober who has an addition to more extreme drugs still illegal under state statute like cocaine.
Person 1: Mike is just smoking weed all day in our apartment and popping psilocybin mushrooms now that he quit drinking. He's driving me crazy but definitely chiller because he’s not drinking and blowing lines of white like cray.

Person 2: Yeah he's Denver Sober now I guess.

Person A: You don't drink?

Person B: Nope, never have. I like being sober; drinking is really bad for you.

Person C: I saw you take a bong rip and eat some mushrooms before we came out tonight, I respect you for not being LA sober because you don’t blow coke anymore but at least you’re Denver Sober now.
by EasyEsq November 29, 2022
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Sober Matt

A music teacher that talks shit on Discord about anything on his mind.
by sulima May 21, 2023
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Sober Tweakers

The collection of artists that stay up night drinking Turkish coffee, for real, coffee.
As I distract myself from insomnia....I go online with the others, who paint, dream out loud, write novels, and sing, etc....we end up so much caffeine that we get tweaked out without drugs....and grab out next coffee. We're the sober tweakers #wickedsobah
by Siouxsie Supertramp August 15, 2021
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diet sober

Diet Sober… no alcohol only all other drugs!
I’m diet sober… what’s diet sober? Im not drinking but ill rip a blunt or catch up with Molly. Are you diet sober?
by Diet Sober January 4, 2023
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Milwaukee sober

A version of "sobriety" when an individual only consumes beer, or beer and a little hard liquor, but refrains from other drug use
Is charlie still getting fucked up on the regular?
Na, he just drinks beer these days. He's Milwaukee sober.
by Dirrtburrnerr February 11, 2025
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Big Sober

Big Sober refers to the multinational organization of media conglomerates and national government agencies to defraud and discriminate harmless booze cruisers. It is widely theorized to be propagated by anti-fun billionaires such as George Soros and Bill Gates.
Booze Cruiser 1: “Hey, did you know that 70% of all accidents are caused by sober drivers?”

Booze Cruiser 2: “I’ll bet Big Sober doesn’t want us to know that, good thing we’re wasted!”
by Hugh Jackmen April 14, 2023
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sober

Jake: Yo bro, I’ve been sober for two months now!
Tyrone: I can’t put down the cup bro
by jackzurban December 31, 2024
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