Smoke selfie

People who take pictures of themselves smoking a cigarette and posting it on social media with the sole intent of trying to look badass. Typical comment chains of smoke selfies play out like this:

Friend: What's that in your hand?
Uploader: A cigarette. I'm so frickin' badass.
Friend: Naughty naughty does your mother know?

Joe has uploaded yet another smoke selfie. That's his 5th one this week!

by Lefty Power 123 July 4, 2016

Smoke Pig

An incredibly attractive girl.

"Mate, did you see that complete smoke pig".

by McCig June 4, 2018

Turd Smoke

a fart or smell coming from a turd or poop

Hey does anyone have any spray? I smell turd smoke coming out of the bathroom.

by stink bug September 27, 2012

Smoke Scape

The best smoking clan in osrs

Smoke Scape or don't scape, ya dig?

by Smokescape September 27, 2020

smoking with the gods

smoking a plethora of weed that you are so high you experince an enlightening trip from the gods and, and get blessed by the most based of gods

I was smoking with the gods on sunday, we ended up getting lost in the forest after dark. #hustle

by Tepsaucey December 28, 2015

Panic smoking

When you're in a bait situation but need to smoke a cigarette, so you smoke it as fast as you can before getting caught

*text message*
Josh: hey where are you?
Saff: on the school hill panic smoking but don't come over here else you'll draw some attention

by chickennnsoup November 1, 2015

Combo Smoked

(v.) When you smoke someone 2 or more times consecutively in any game,sport, or activity.

Jessie: Yeah I scored!

Justin: Oh yeah well I'll score on you!

*Jessie makes a spectacular block, Justin tumbles to the ground and Jessie proceeds to score another 5 times*

Jessie: You just got Combo Smoked!

by TheGreenMachine420 March 29, 2012