Smokin' Rabbi

A man and woman engage in anal sex, and prior to ejaculating, the man removes his penis and paints sideburns on the woman with her own feces and then exclaims, "MAZEL TOV!"

To commemorate her Bat Mitzvah, Jacob gave her a Smokin' Rabbi.

by Adam Parker September 5, 2005

Smoking black

What someone's says to a person who is talking or doing something reckless

Friend:let's jump off this building

Me:you must be smoking black if u think imma do this dumb shit

by 10ftlongshlong June 15, 2019

smokin the bone

having the love horn sucked, to go for a throating,

After a hard day, theres nothing nicer than someone smokin the bone

by Urbandurban July 4, 2003

smoking starfish

The act of parting your ass cheeks and pressing your ass against a glass shower door/window/etc. exposing the chocolate starfish and farting causing a steamy residue on the glass itself, thereby making the chocolate starfish to look as if it were smoking.

I pressed my ass against the shower door the other day and farted, my wife exclaimed that it looked like asmoking starfish

by urbanlegend1973 July 3, 2010

Smokin', Shootin' the bird

See also: Chillin'.
Often said when neither smoking nor shooting the bird is occuring.

Person 1: What are you guys up to?
Person 2: Oh, you know. Smokin', shootin' the bird.

by A money June 9, 2004

Pope-smoking

The act of smoking popes. Often occurs in the hut and usually involves holy water.

It wasn't my fault. I was pope-smoking and had some holy water and then the nargles took over. I didn't have a chance.

Are you pope-smoking?

by MAVV123 March 16, 2010

Icy breath smoking

Heavy breathing in cold air to make it look like you are smoking.

Dude, what are you 10?, would you stop with your icy breath smoking.

by jaffaw January 24, 2010