jizz shark

A shark that is covered in a creamy layer of thick salty man semen.

Cameron loves to eat shark, he his favorite is jizz shark

by Cream fish March 8, 2016

Corn Shark

(n) A big poop with corn in it.

I just released a corn shark back into the wild.

by David Hastie December 15, 2004

Sharkeisha

To punch the soul from another beings body

She just sharkeisha 'd her ass

by camilurrs November 27, 2013

Smarkle

To smear glitter on your ass and moon people in public.

I got wasted, took my daughters glitter and smarkled all of my friends

by Master Smarkler June 7, 2011

Smarkle

A smile that simply sparkles.

Oh, Brooke is so smart and funny, and I can't stop looking at her smarkle.

by From The Nunnery January 22, 2013

shark pit

A pick up joint. A club or bar where the men are ruthlessly hitting on women in search of someone to take home.

Don't ever take a date to a shark pit, she'll get hit on all night.

by Deena May 27, 2005

Shark in a Washing Machine

A bad kisser of note.

Sarah: I heard you hooked up with George! How was it?
Kimberly: Not great. Shark in a Washing Machine.
Sarah: Wow, that bad?

Jane: I just kissed George, he was a Shark in a Washing Machine.

by ThePaver April 23, 2013