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Sloth Nation

A society of the the most dankest sloths in the world, most Sloth Nation members are straight sloth royalty.
The creators of Sloth Nation are Travis, Nathan, and Ray.
by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016
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Sloth

A sloth is a majestic beast, that is thought to have extraterrestrial origin and was once worshipped as gods of time, now they are still worshipped as such and should be treated, as such.
Yo dude did you here of that sloth down in Costa Rica
by A Sleepin Sloth September 15, 2016
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Turkey Sloth

A person who walks around with aids dripping from their neck with dopey fucked up legs and feet thinking their amazing. In reality they don't realise that although there is only one of them known to mankind, that everyone wants to shoot it in the neck.

They strut about like sassy fuckers but don't worry they are not aggressive just trying to be a slut like past times, amongst doing nothing but slutting and sleeping in random places.
"Mate, did you see that, does that thing even make sense!?"
"Oh yeah look, a turkey sloth, i swear she was in my mates flats yesterday morning"
"Sure he's still alive!? Thing looks lethal"
"Yeah she gave him aids he's now sprouting feathers"
by Dagz January 22, 2014
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Sloth

Someone who loves binge drinking, hugging toilets, and passing out in fields.
“Hey there’s a girl who is passed out in the field over there. Is she okay?”

“Oh yeah, that’s just Sloth Gregory.”
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sloth mingling

sloth mingling is when a man is high on drugs and he wants to have sexual intercourse but can't get hard but just mingles his penis with the corresponding genitalia without getting hard
Jeremy was gagging for it but just ended up sloth mingling again
by Catman did it August 15, 2016
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Sloth Nation

A society of the dankest sloths in the world, every member must be very slothy and a straight sexy
Ya I'm part of Sloth Nation.
Natebert and Rayon joined Sloth Nation.
by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016
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Rattle Sloth

When a male or female grabs a mans dick and shakes it like a rattle...then jizz comes out. and the male or female licks it.
Wow dude that guy just asked me to rattle sloth him...

THAT RATTLE SLOTH PARTY WAS AMAZING! I GOT CHICKS RIDING ON MY DICK ALL NIGHT!
by karensynder October 19, 2011
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