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AMF Sloptrough

The act of vigorously introducing extremely hot slices of pizza into a woman's "taint" area. To properly perform the maneuver requires a pizza (the hotter the better), an administer, and a recipient. The recipient must disrobe below the waist and stand facing away from the administer, leaning forward slightly (bracing against a chair or countertop for impact is advisable). The administer takes a slice of pizza in hand and approaches the recipient with it as a professional bowler would approach the lane to throw, he then with all his might slaps the pizza (topping side first) into the woman's genital and buttocks area (aiming centrally for the "taint"). Bonus points may be awarded for significant distance of sauce stains traveling up the recipient's back
Person A: I feel strange asking this Bob, but why is your wife walking so strange today?

Person B: I ordered two large meat lovers last night and we played a few frames of AMF Sloptrough. She is walking like that because of the molten cheese burns I left on her business end.
by DoozerDave May 26, 2008
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sloth grip

The act of holding a beverage without using your thumb. The resulting configuration of fingers closely resembles that of a sloths mitt.
Chris never uses his thumb to drink a beer. He rocks the sloth grip all night long.
by goony44 June 1, 2012
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Sloots on Sloots

When you're in a set situation, and it's just crawling with sloots. The slootiest of them all magnetically attract to each other. Thus resulting in increased physical contact between said sloots.
At Party-
Jon: Bro all i see is sloots
Matt: Good. I <3 sloots on sloots
by i <3 julia August 6, 2012
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Sloth Bear

A sloth bear is a sloth-like bear which lives in southeast Asia. Slow moving and always pondering the secrets of the universe, sloth bear is often considered the greatest mind in the animal kingdom.
David and his friends were baked at a bonfire, when sloth bear appeared and explained to them everything they wanted to know.
by TheSlothBear May 26, 2013
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Sloth Noodles

When multiple sloths dick whip you in the face, and then pour hot soup on your crotch.
Dude, Jimmy is still in the hospital from getting Sloth Noodles
by Don_Vito_69_Sloth_Assault September 17, 2013
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Sloth Nation

The club of the most fucking awesome sloths ever, the members must do everything in the name of sloth. This club was created by three young sloths by the names of Travis, Nathan, and Ray.
Your too unslothy to be in Sloth Nation.
by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016
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Slot Goblin

A lonely, lifeless waste of human potential (normally overweight) that wastes all of their money pressing the same button on a slot machine whilst sipping Diet Coke.
That slot goblin Cole took sold all of my baby formula so he could play Starburst again!
by Keemmcmeme December 26, 2021
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