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dick slide

The act of writing on a keyboard with your penis in a flippant, comical, nonsensical way.
Jeff: fsdasdhf;jsdlgkjsdfgl;kdf;lg
Steve: Dude, did you just dick slide?
Jeff: HAHA YE. I FUCKLEN CALPED UPT A GUDASS DIC SLID.
by MyPenisIsTooSmallToDickSlide September 28, 2011
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Taint-Slide

When he bent over I gave him a Taint-slide.
by MisBehav3n July 19, 2011
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Super Slide

Approx. 50 foot high 100 foot wide slide that was a family amusement before they invented water slides. It was shaped like a wave with about three humps. You paid a small fee and slid down. 1960s fad the went under due to lack of interest and law suits.
Wanna go on the Super Slide?
Ok!
Here we go!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
by thedzone October 12, 2009
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slide a ride

by walkabout November 23, 2010
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slide surfing

The act of stealing trays from Mickey D's and traveling to your nearest neighborhood park and busting your ass as you fly down the slide. (Note: alcohol and/or drugs can be combined with this practice to enhance the experience)
Guy 1: Yo G lets get drunk as fuck and hit up the slides tonight.
Guy 2: Alright bro, slide surfing it is.
by The Gr8t Alexander December 27, 2008
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Kermit Slide

An event where a group of guys cover a slip and slide in lime jello and with a naked midget at the end. Common in fraternity initiations and gay pride events
Did you see that fraternity, The Quard, held a fund raiser buy doing Kermit Slides??? That was the gayest thing I had ever seen.
by Drite007 July 24, 2011
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Fresh Slide

A reference to a hot, fresh turd. Another colloquial way to express your need to take a shit.
Right back. Fresh slide. Yo!

Carl was late for his class as he had to stop for a fresh slide.

That wine last night gave me a fresh slide this morning.
by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017
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