bed skunk

After a night of raucous, dirty sex, the bed stinks the next day like a skunk had been in there.

After five days of sex and orgies at a swingers slub, the smell of bed skunk was terrible.

by Tcwilly June 08, 2020

Urban Skunk

Noun - An inhabitant of the inner city who urinates and defecates on himself in order to deter attack or close physical contact, particularly with law enforcement.

I told my new partner Mike "Don't bother that bum, he's an urban skunk and he'll crap himself if you get too close." Mike didn't listen and now he's washing his boots with disinfectant.

by Fisher Fowl April 30, 2009

Urban Skunk

Slang term used when describing the smell of marijuana wafting through the air in a parking structure in an urban area.

"Dang! It's only 8 am on a Monday and someones smoking that Urban Skunk"

"Oh shit, whats that smell?" "I can't be sure but I think Urban Skunk."

by poopwindowofopportunity June 30, 2014

skunk buddy

When a homeless guy has a friend he rolls with and they both stink

Skunk buddy's board the bus........passenger 1:damn you guys stink...... Passenger 2:vomits....... Passenger 3 : fucking hell smells like a rat done a shit.......passenger 4 leaves bus heaving..... Skunk buddy 1 says:good we have the whole bus to ourself let's sleep

by my phrases are all real January 22, 2014

Barefoot Skunk

barefoot skunk is a phrase so offense and obscure that legally we cannot reveal its meaning.

-“Hey AJ I was kidding about telling my mom about barefoot skunk”
-“Are you sure, it seemed pretty real to me”
-“No I am serious, I did not. You got pranked”

by barefootskunk42069 December 14, 2019

Skunk's foot

The opposite of a rabbit's foot. An unlucky charm.

When I play cards or slots with my wife I always lose - she is a real skunk's foot.

by bosmo November 15, 2016

Hitting the skunk

Passing an obnoxiously smelling fart that lingers for a long period of time.

(Credit to phrase original maker Dr. Khan, Buckhannon Wv.)

Honey, you were just in the bathroom and it’s bad. Did you hit the skunk?
I had a lot of wings today, it is probably gonna really hit the skunk.

I was in the elevator the other day and this guy hit the skunk so bad it stayed in the elevator for weeks.

Someone really hit the skunk in that bathroom, I wouldn’t go in there if I were you.

When you hit the skunk, you pass a fart that is so nasty it lingers for a long period of time

When you Hit the skunk you pass a horrible fart that lingers and smells for a long period of time.

Man I was really hitting the skunk yesterday

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by ArmaniKhan October 05, 2019