Busted Skunk

1. A particularly haggard or especially unappealing female, that not only is physically off-putting in virtually every aspect, but will often make things worse by making every wrong choice possible when it comes to attire, makeup, and hairstyle. For reference, this individual is a notch below “rode hard and put away wet”, and often looks like they are at the tail end of a 3-day bender or nightmare bachelorette party.

2. Female co-worker, regardless of how they look or their level of attractiveness.

“Damn Bro, I went out yesterday excited AF to see some sweet ass, and the place was full of nothing but busted skunks by the time I showed up!”

“Jeez…who is that busted skunk your sister came in with last night? She had a face like a paper bag full of smashed assholes!”

“This shithole is a little bit busted skunk heavy if you ask me, let’s ditch this turd and go to Applebees.”

“Hey I’m hungry! You busted skunks ready to go eat and get boozed up?”

by SMcGee May 6, 2022

Skunk's foot

The opposite of a rabbit's foot. An unlucky charm.

When I play cards or slots with my wife I always lose - she is a real skunk's foot.

by bosmo November 14, 2016

Skunk nuggets

Used to replace any bad word. It means whatever mom wants it to mean.

Skunk nuggets, I forgot my purse at home.

You Skunk nugget

by Prettykat79 May 20, 2017

skunk buddy

When a homeless guy has a friend he rolls with and they both stink

Skunk buddy's board the bus........passenger 1:damn you guys stink...... Passenger 2:vomits....... Passenger 3 : fucking hell smells like a rat done a shit.......passenger 4 leaves bus heaving..... Skunk buddy 1 says:good we have the whole bus to ourself let's sleep

by my phrases are all real January 22, 2014

bump and skunk

Woman 1 humps man while man licks asshole of woman 2.

See “My Dad Wrote a Porno” Season 5, episode 3.

Shall we try the traditional Kilkenny bump and skunk at this threesome?

by Truffleelf September 24, 2019

the skunk line

The area on a woman that's not quite the taint, and not quite the asshole.

I never lick past the skunk line.

by A happy contributor November 2, 2013

Skunk Dick

Skunk Dick is the after effects of cum being left on the rim of your foreskin after a session of masterbating creating an skunky sick smell.

"Dude after my session I had total skunk dick. It smelled like aids."

by cedarbear March 7, 2016